24 November 2011

Linton Forest
77 Awsomedosam Road
Renaissance
Zion City


Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing this letter to the council to complain about an illegal pig construction on private property with non lasting materials. This means the Three little Pigs could be in danger of fires and midnight collapses.

Luckily I have a house close to me (so I can eat them) so I can feed them and treat them well. This area has a big backyard so the pigs can enjoy their stay, with food freshly made for them.

I need you to move the pigs somewhere suitable like the house next to me that is licensed.

Yours sincerely,
Big Bad Wolf