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Thursday, 1 December 2011

19 April 2018


29 Rainbow Rd
Santa Claus
Ping Pong Leprechaun



Dear Sir/Madam

I am writing a letter to the Council to complain about a witch who gave me a poisonous apple. I had a bite of the apple and I fell asleep. But luckily my true love, kissed me and I was awakened from my sleep.

Please can you find that witch who gave me the poisonous apple and take her to jail.

Yours sincerely,
Snow White
24 November 2011

Linton Forest
77 Awsomedosam Road
Renaissance
Zion City


Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing this letter to the council to complain about an illegal pig construction on private property with non lasting materials. This means the Three little Pigs could be in danger of fires and midnight collapses.

Luckily I have a house close to me (so I can eat them) so I can feed them and treat them well. This area has a big backyard so the pigs can enjoy their stay, with food freshly made for them.

I need you to move the pigs somewhere suitable like the house next to me that is licensed.

Yours sincerely,
Big Bad Wolf

24 November 2011

Candy Land
Wonder land

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to the council to complain about the children who I caught trying to eat my candy house. They locked me in my oven but thanks to my cat (kugalu ) he opened the oven door for me.

When you find the children bring them to my house. It will be easy to spot because it is made out of candy. I will be waiting in my kitchen with the oven turned on.

If you would like to come for dinner you’re welcome but you have to bring plates, forks and spoons because I just finished washing mine.

Yours sincerely,
The Witch
The Haunted Warehouse
School For Witches
4 Eyeball Street
Divine
Candyland

24 November2011

Dear Sir/Madam

I am writing a letter to complain about the witch that tried to cook my brother and
I in her oven.

She locked my brother in a cage for four weeks. She wanted to make my brother
fat so she could cook him in her oven for dinner.

You have to do something about this because the witch will try to cook more and more children. If you want to talk to the witch she lives in a house made out of candy in the middle of the forest.

Yours sincerely,
Gretel
28 November 2011

77 Claw Cat
Flip Flop
Jandale



Dear Sir/Madam,

I am unhappy about people baking. For the past two weeks people have been baking and eating.

My girlfriend was freshly baked. When we were on a date she was dipped into some warm milk and eaten but I have managed to escape from the people.

Please Mercy Energy stop the people from eating us, and give them less power!

Yours sincerely,
The Ginger Bread Man